Lena Dunham Wants Men to Let Her Fall in a Hole. No, Seriously.
Unlike a lot of tribalistic, single-issue trolls who rage on Twitter, I can generally sit down and have a beer and a few laughs with anyone. Yes, even people who identify as feminist. Let me blow your mind: not all feminists are the love children of Vox and BuzzFeed. A genderless VoxBuzz. Half woman, half screeching hippopotamus. However, some feminists are that demented swamp thing. Like Lena Dunham (see Lena Dunham Blames Her Weight Loss on… Donald Trump and Sexism? Lena Dunham: Extinction of White Men Would Lead to ‘Evolution of Better Men…’). Who is every bad leftist stereotype rolled into one oozing Pixar villian. Think Serpentor from the old G.I. Joe comics. Here Millennials, let me help you with that reference.
That's the only logical excuse for tweets like this.
I’d honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step— Lena Dunham (@Lena Dunham)1528431766.0
Why are you the way you are?
The tweet was from 12:30 in the morning. Maybe there was some Pinot involved. I'm sure she meant this to be an analogy for something. But that didn't stop the Internet from doing Internet things.
@lenadunham How often do you get offended by caution signs?— 🐻Mother Fuckin' Nature Bear🥀 (@🐻Mother Fuckin' Nature Bear🥀)1528434510.0
@lenadunham Imagine the gall of putting this much negativity in the universe and then complaining about how dark th… https://t.co/2EVAbAhZxo— ✨✨✨100% that G 🕊✨✨ (@✨✨✨100% that G 🕊✨✨)1528433010.0
@lenadunham Why do you have to make everything sound so wrong? since when did we feminists start hating men? it’s o… https://t.co/vZeUEbS3zu— Unbasic AF (@Unbasic AF)1528455106.0
This one is my favorite:
@lenadunham What if you were in Sesame Street and the manhole was a banana peel? Would you go off on Elmo? Nothing… https://t.co/4gAxS5XQRy— James Maxwell (@James Maxwell)1528460343.0
It's Friday. It's been a long week.
Tell me it doesn't feel good to laugh.
Also, Lena, we're still going to tell you to watch your step if you're about to tumble into a pile of dog sh!t, manhole, or puddle of Hillary Clinton's former body.
Because we're still decent human beings even if your preferred gender pronoun is "pile of garbage."