Unlike a lot of tribalistic, single-issue trolls who rage on Twitter, I can generally sit down and have a beer and a few laughs with anyone. Yes, even people who identify as feminist. Let me blow your mind: not all feminists are the love children of Vox and BuzzFeed. A genderless VoxBuzz. Half woman, half screeching hippopotamus. However, some feminists are that demented swamp thing. Like Lena Dunham (see Lena Dunham Blames Her Weight Loss on… Donald Trump and Sexism? Lena Dunham: Extinction of White Men Would Lead to ‘Evolution of Better Men…’). Who is every bad leftist stereotype rolled into one oozing Pixar villian. Think Serpentor from the old G.I. Joe comics. Here Millennials, let me help you with that reference.

That's the only logical excuse for tweets like this.

Why are you the way you are?

The tweet was from 12:30 in the morning. Maybe there was some Pinot involved. I'm sure she meant this to be an analogy for something. But that didn't stop the Internet from doing Internet things.

This one is my favorite:

It's Friday. It's been a long week.

Tell me it doesn't feel good to laugh.

Also, Lena, we're still going to tell you to watch your step if you're about to tumble into a pile of dog sh!t, manhole, or puddle of Hillary Clinton's former body.

Because we're still decent human beings even if your preferred gender pronoun is "pile of garbage."

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