Since Tuesday, leftists have shed enough tears to take care of California’s drought. Climate crisis solved! Because they’re pathetic, sore losing bitch babies, they refuse to accept Donald Trump’s win. Earlier this week there was whining, then protests. Now they’re trying to manipulate the electoral college with hopes of sweeping Cackling Hillary Clinton in the White House.

Voters upset that Republican Donald Trump had been elected president — or think that the presidency was unfairly taken from Democratic rival Hillary Clinton — are scrambling for ways to change the results.

Their major focus is trying to get members of the U.S. Electoral College to change their vote, arguing that Clinton should be the next president because 60.47 Americans voted for her, compared to 60 million for Trump.

Trump won 290 of the so-called electoral votes, in the race to get a minimum 270.

However, members don’t officially cast their ballots until December 19, which has Trump opponents making long-shot efforts to reverse the outcome, including petition drives to get the electorates to switch their votes.

Um… what happened to progressives’ talk about accepting the outcome of the election? Just a few weeks ago, Trump refused to pledge his acceptance of the outcome. This appalled leftists, who said such a thing was unprecedented. Because integrity. Mayhaps they forgot about the 2000 election, when Democrats refused to accept Dubya’s win. Must have slipped their minds.

For all their preaching about fairness, left-wingers just can’t accept losing. No matter how fair or decisive the victory. So rather than taking their lumps, they’re trying to bully the electoral college into ignoring the will of the people. Simply because the election didn’t quite go their way. Just goes to prove what we’ve been saying for… well, since ever. Leftists are like babies. Without the cuteness and tendency to grow the hell up.

Here’s the macro: perpetually stunted leftists love sharing with us just how much they adore democracy. With one teeny, tiny, itty-bitty caveat: they always need to win. When democracy doesn’t yield their desired result, leftists spew their talking points like a head-spinning demon expels vomit.

They’re not just trying to change the rules after the game has been played. It’s worse, they’re attempting to bully to get their way. Tell me again how leftists are the arbiters of fairness and anti-bullying campaigns. I’ll wait.

Democrats ran a candidate who doubled as a corrupt she-devil. America saw her duplicitousness and decided  nah, better not. Rather than let the fair election results stand, leftists have thrown themselves on the floor, smashing it with the hands, feet, and overwhelming size.

Good luck with that.

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