Stop the presses! Assorted leftist pansies are planning to raise a middle finger to Trump. They’ll be using their favorite method of #resistance: showing up and yelling at people they don’t know. This time their target is the upcoming military parade currently being planned by the Pentagon. Because they don’t like the military and Trump is a big meanie, or something.
Trump will rue the day he ever showed support for the armed forces.
We now have nearly 50 Americans who have signed on to lay in front of the tanks if Trump brings out a Military parade. We are not an empire drifting towards extinction. Will you join us? Here's the call to action video https://t.co/gqxAoGJmAf
— Arn Menconi (@ArnMenconi) February 7, 2018
If Trump does have a #militaryparade, it will bring out the largest crowd in history.
Not the parade. The protest.
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) February 7, 2018
This isn't happening. Not on our watch. Counter protest planning in progress NO #militaryparade
— Amy Gray (@progressivemom1) February 7, 2018
Should Trump have his obscene #MilitaryParade will we have even a small amount of the courage that the Chinese tank protestor displayed after Tiananmen Sq slaughter.
Will we protest the wannabe fascist? pic.twitter.com/eRVsYvnxVi
— Quaker Nana (@QuakerNana) February 7, 2018
PROTEST THAT MF #MilitaryParade
This is NOT okayhttps://t.co/XshhW2BOcW
It opens another door
Just like #memo releases have & their tampering conts.
Trump inc is doing everything in their power to take control of the United States away from WE THE PEOPLE
— cryborg (@cryborg) February 7, 2018
In my book, the best way to protest a #militaryparade is with a fursuit parade.
Not even the most destructive army in the world can withstand such a fierce renegade of fluffy adorableness.
Drop your guns and give all the hugs.
— Adrion Knollstead (@AK_badger) February 7, 2018
These Cheeto-dusted fairies really think they’re on par with the Tiananmen Square Tank Man. Let that sink in for a second.
It’s not all bad though. Lying down in front of moving tanks isn’t the worst idea whiny anti-Trumpers have ever had. I say we all sit back, enjoy the entertainment, and let natural selection sort them out.
The worst part of this desperate cry for attention is the innocent bystanders being caught in the middle. In the left’s pathetic obsession with hating all things Trumpery, they’re meddling in the lives of other people too (see Anti-Trump Protesters BLOCK Ambulance, Force Emergency Procedure… and #NotMyPresident: Tolerant Anti-Trump Protester Says ‘People Have to Die!’).
In this case, the real victims will be those unfortunate people who simply want to enjoy a military parade. They’ll soon feel the wrath of the resistance upon their backs. Progress shall crush all those who oppose it in tank-like fashion.
Most of these basement-dwelling dweebs are taking a break from surfing mom’s couch to protest “fascism.” But in an ironic twist, they’re the ones displaying fascist tendencies. Any time an event takes place that they don’t like, a person speaks who they don’t approve of, or an idea is voiced which they don’t agree with, it’s all out war.
Heed this warning, military! Your marching will soon be met with the likes of sweaty armpitted, pudgy activists.