Kyle Kashuv Just Burned David Hogg. Bad.
David Hogg gets better press. But Kyle Kashuv has better material. It's like Kyle needs a catchphrase everytime he owns one of his gun grabby peers (see Kyle Kashuv Wrecks Twitter Troll: “I was 7 When It was Published…” and Kyle Kashuv Owns David Hogg on “Gun Deaths” Tweet). Maybe something like, "YOU JUST GOT KASHSLAPPED!" Or "I just kashuved your face in it." Hit us up in the comment section below.
Today's episode of "Kyle is Bored in Study Hall" starts with this question:
What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?— Pathan🥀 (@Pathan🥀) 1523287580.0
For me, it's the flying cars. I blame Back to the Future 2. I also assumed I'd be married with kids. Not writing blog posts about teenage activists. With cheese in my beard. Seriously, I literally just picked a piece of cheese out of my beard. But we'll need Jordan Peterson to analyze all the ways my life has gone wrong. Also, a lot of bourbon.
Kyle, who still is a child, kept his answer current.
That I'm a policy expert and adults don't know how to run a democracy. /S https://t.co/9g9xJLeNFO— Kyle Kashuv (@Kyle Kashuv) 1527176953.0
https://t.co/xLRPQdkcoK— Kyle Kashuv (@Kyle Kashuv) 1527177343.0
Okay, for people who may not be up on internet parlance, the "/S" means sarcasm. This is a direct, stinging, massive burn of the pompous Hogg and his failure to understand "democracy." And everything else Hogg fails to understand.
@evans1371 I was copying someone else lol— Kyle Kashuv (@Kyle Kashuv) 1527177173.0
Get some lotion for that one, Hogg, you're going to need it.