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HILARIOUS: Jimmy Kimmel Relentlessly Mocks PC Thanksgiving
We here at LwC have been known to mock political correctness from time to time (see Norm MacDonald on PC Culture: “It’s a way of marginalizing normal people.” and FLASHBACK: ‘Kids in the Hall’ Eerily Predicted Modern PC Outrage…). So when Jimmy Kimmel mocks a politically correct Thanksgiving on his show? Sure, we'll have a good LOL over it and you should too...
“The place: Plymouth, Massachusetts. The year: 1621, if you choose to believe in the culturally oppressive Greco-Roman calendar,”
“Please, don’t applaud! It’s insensitive to people with no arms!”
Funny, but also with a moral to the story...
“You see, when we all come together and compromise and spend all our time trying to please everyone, we end up with a lumpy mound of brown goo.”
I mean, Thanksgiving dinner will be political enough this year what with you needing to be in the same house with your racist Republican uncle who voted for Trump. Then there's your progressive aunt with the butch haircut, who voted Hillary because vaginas. Never forget your trigger-warning microagression cousin, who's home from college just to annoy the living stuffing out of you. You can leave the other stuff at home.
It's also totes fine for you to throw things at the Prius. You know someone who drives a Prius, don't lie. It's okay to chuck a vegan pie at it. There has to be some kind of utility for a vegan pie, after all.
Though while Jimmy Kimmel has some game, this is still the best politically correct Thanksgiving video of all time...