Not exactly an original troll, but still a damn good one. Kellyanne Conway delivered a press conference where she held up a blank sheet of paper and said "here's a list of the Democrats' accomplishments in the first 100 days. Nothing."

She's not wrong. Here's a list of some of the Democrats' failures:

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You'll notice two of them include Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. If I were a Democrat, I'd probably blame her for a few things going mammaries skyward. Maybe like Amazon pulling the plug on their swanky New York offices. Read also Amazon Cites Ocasio-Cortez, Other Democrats for Never Amazon in New York.

Whatever they blame, Democrats haven't done so hot. Also, and this is important, AG Barr spanked a reporter today. Which has zero to do with Democrats in Congress, I know, but it's fun and you're likely reading this post for the fun of certain people getting publicly flogged. Ain't no shame innit. 

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