Everyone is caught up in this Brett Kavanaugh controversy. You, me, your dog. Don't lie, your dog cares, we know it does. Everyone is speculating whether Brett's pre-adult mitts touched pre-adult Christine Ford sans her consent. Details, like the recording below, have emerged which make the accusation, and its timing, seem like an ulterior motive may be at play. That and everything else about the accusation which reeks worse than Tess Holliday's unwashed mu-mu.

This recording from July of a Ford-advisor plotting to take Kavanaugh down, only fuels that fire:

I worry a little bit about, in this initial period, my sense is everyone is still scurrying to figure this out in terms of the groups who care about these issues. Justice Kennedy's announcement was a surprise and caught most, not everyone, but most people flat-footed, and the administration knows this and that's partly why there was a rush to nominate someone so quickly.

But, I do think that, over the coming days and weeks, there will be a strategy that will emerge and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee.

Amazing how, weeks later, Ricki is now an advisor to a woman accusing Brett of getting handsy with Ford. At an unknown place on an unknown date, some 36 years ago. Or something. An accusation which came to light just before the Senate voted to confirm him. How coincidental.

Isn't it funny how all these people backing Christine Ford have an interest in keeping Kavanaugh far away from a gavel? Add to their refusal to probe this alleged incident in a timely manner. You're probably not paraoid to wonder if the accusation is a secret leftist plot to stall Kavanaugh's confirmation.

The accusation is looking more and more like a sham. Maybe the Democrats thought Republicans would fold and tell Kavanaugh to hit the bricks. Instead, the bluff has been called. The narrative is crumbling. Much like a triple stack of chocolate chip cookies on their way to Tess Holliday's face hole. Two Tess jokes in one post. Not sorry.

Only time, and Christine Ford emerging from her hideout, will tell if there's merit to her claims. At least the claims she's sure of. Not to be confused with the claims she's unsure of.

For the time being, we're not buying any of this utter crap.

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