Pro-tip: If you have outstanding warrants against you, maybe don’t call so much attention to yourself with a vulgar presidential message. Which you drive around. On your truck. With words in 200 point font, all caps. Like this lady.
She just loved all the attention she was getting. Until the police rolled up to rain on her self-aggrandizing parade.
The owner of pickup truck that drew attention this week because of a profane anti-Trump sticker was arrested in Houston on Thursday on an outstanding warrant.
Pause here. She was arrested FOR the outstanding warrant. The story wants to put most of the emphasis on the bumpersticker. But the sticker just acted as a homing beacon to her terrible choices. Like Amy Schumer wearing leather pants. Just stop when the muffin top cascades over the waistband. Like the lava of a child’s papier-mache volcano. Say no to the pants. Yes to a tent. A circus tent.
Karen Fonseca was arrested about 2 p.m. on an outstanding fraud warrant issued in August by the Rosenberg, Texas, Police Department, Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Office records show.
Mike Fonseca, her husband, posted her $1,500 bond Thursday night and she was released an hour later, Houston’s KHOU-TV reported.
A sheriff’s spokesman didn’t respond to a message seeking details about the warrant.
Well, she wanted attention. She got it. Just not from whom she was hoping. Like an overly enthusiastic frat boy shaking his money-maker in hopes of impressing a cheerleader. Only to be groped by Kevin Spacey. Do you like that, big boy?
Just us, or have you noticed vocal anti-Trumpers tend to have rap sheets longer than the schlong a Navy pilot etched in the sky? You might almost call it a requirement. The long rap sheet. Not a long schlong.
In the end, the attempt to make an ass out of Trump acted as rubber to her glue. Fair warning, dumb criminals.
Karma’s a sneaky little man bitch. Coming up behind you in a locker room, with a wet towel. And a crotch-grabbing surprise.