Here I was thinking today was going to be all about the gun control and how Obama is taking the wheel, driving us off the cliff. Then along comes Juanita Broderick with a simple little statement. In under 140 characters, she lobbed a giant bomb.

It's a bomb for the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign, it is not in any way news to those of us who are familiar with Mrs. Clinton's committee of skeletons in her closet. If you can't see them, move the pantsuits. Yeah, there they are.

For the stray Clinton supporters here, after you've crushed skulls and shoved those skeletons back behind the parachute pants, yes, that is the REAL Juanita Brodderick, as verified by a journalist over at Vox. Okay? So keep your pants on.

Here's a quick history to my fellow Millennials who may not have been paying attention to the Clinton presidency, what with us being more interested in My Little Ponies, Ninja Turtles, or whatever the "hottest" band was at the time. Juanita Broderick is one of several women Bill Clinton (obligatory "allegedly") sexually assaulted. Others include Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones and the infamous Monica Lewinsky (who allegedly consented).

In other words, if ever there was a real "rape culture" it was around Bill Clinton. Here's what Broderick said in a 1999 NBC interview:

Then he [Bill Clinton] tries to kiss me again. And the second time he tries to kiss me he starts biting my lip … He starts to, um, bite on my top lip and I tried to pull away from him. And then he forces me down on the bed. And I just was very frightened, and I tried to get away from him and I told him ‘No,’ that I didn’t want this to happen but he wouldn’t listen to me. … It was a real panicky, panicky situation. I was even to the point where I was getting very noisy, you know, yelling to ‘Please stop.’ And that’s when he pressed down on my right shoulder and he would bite my lip. … When everything was over with, he got up and straightened himself, and I was crying at the moment and he walks to the door, and calmly puts on his sunglasses. And before he goes out the door he says ‘You better get some ice on that.’ And he turned and went out the door.”

Rape. Real rape. Not "I regretted it the next day so that's, like, totally rape right?" kind of rape, but actual forced, abusive rape. It's something Broadderick cannot stop thinking about. But Bill Clinton?

So fast forward to now, 2016, where feminists scream RAPE when a man looks at them funny. Broadderick is saying Bill Clinton raped her and Hillary covered it up. Let's also remember that Hillary recently said all women who alleged rape should be heard...

Which doesn't really jive if you spend any kind of time thinking about anything. Hillary Clinton covered up her Bill Clinton's rapes. She's running for the highest office in the land.

Again: Hillary covered up rape. She's running for the highest office in the land.