These past few weeks have been like Christmas come early. Fresh tax cuts on the horizon. A major sucker punch to Obamacare. Newfound freedom from that smug perv-boy Matt Lauer and his pollution of the morning airwaves.

Then, there's this latest push from the Donald himself.

You'd think leftists would applaud the trees saved by cutting that stack down. But not MSNBC dunce extraordinaire Joy Reid. She's predicting a doomsday scenario of poop-laced cuisine and leaden picket fences if that stack shrinks even a tiny bit.

Every one of them? You mean to say there isn't a single regulation in that mammoth-sized pile that we could do without?

Sure, because common sense dictates you can add cyanide to baby bottles and the parents will gladly keep coughing up cash. The same way Google will supposedly charge $2 per search now that net neutrality's gone and people will say "fine by me." Methinks Joy skipped out on economics class.

So, Joy Reid means to say we can't achieve lead-free paint and turd-free potato salad within 20,000 pages of regulations. Spoken like a true leftist. Not only does Joy-less think that stack should stay the same, she wants it bigger.

This is leftists' idea of freedom. A 200,000 page long rulebook dictating everything from consulting with pirates to the shape of your onion rings. They won't rest easy until every morsel of food you eat and every plopper that drops out the other end is done under their watchful eye.

Leftists are against taking the axe to regulations because it puts a damper on their grand scheme. Namely a bloated all-powerful government. More bloated than Amy Schumer after her third Big Gulp. Sucks to be them right about now.

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