There's nothing like birthing a fresh human and being responsible for its feeding, clothing, care. And brainwashing. A producer for "Last Week Tonight" with John Oliver (see Flashback: John Oliver Openly Mocks, LAUGHS at Trump for President… and The Border Wall: Why John Oliver is Dead Wrong…) is doing a thorough brainwashing of his own. Stellar parenting.

Trust. It's what keeps a family together.

Between the public school system and his lying parents, this child has no hope. Berkeley has already taken his application. Accepted.

Let's give this Matt guy a break. He's probably never seen a history book. He doesn't know they keep records of this stuff.

This kiddo is growing up with spineless n00bs for parents. But this is the left. Living in alternate realities for the sake of their own fragile mental states. Someone give Matt a binky.

On the off chance this Matt character is being satirical: you sure fooled us. The left has gone full crazy, it's really hard to distinguish what is real and what is really nuts.

When it comes to John Oliver, there's a lot of rebuttaling to do:

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