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Joe Rogan Shows Respect for Chris Pratt's Hunting
This is like the Reese's Peanut Butter cup of LwC posts. Two great things smooshed together to combine one heavenly taste. Which you'll steal from the young children in your life every Halloween. Like an adult tax. Chocolate and peanut butter. Meat and smoke. David Hogg and a steaming cup of STFU. And now this clip of Joe Rogan talking about Chris Pratt.
Chris Pratt only eating what he kills is no secret to Crowderheadz. Nor is the outrage from meat-deprived vegans (see Smug Fan Talks Crap on Hunting. Gets Owned by Chris Pratt! and Chris Pratt: ‘I Only Eat What I Kill.’ Vegans Freak…). Pratt's totally like Arby's. He has the meats. Only his meats look delicious. And he tells funny stories about them.
He also has Joe Rogan's respect.
Chris Pratt has got some balls.
When has a A-list actor EVER considered opening up a meat shop, and showed a photo on his Instagram of the honest procurement of meat? In an honest way?
There's only one thing that has to happen now. Chris Pratt has to be a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience. Then the both of them have to go hunting together. Just so that they can post it on Instagram. Then if we can get Chris Pratt on Crowder, all our lives will be made.
To the bigger point, if you like to eat meat, that animal you're consuming had to die. It's fine if you're not onboard with playing the executioner. But it's a little hypocritical to get on your high horse when someone else decides to be honest regards the source of their meaty goodness.
Now I'm just making myself hungry.