Joe Biden Has Another Brain Fart, Mixes Up Unemployment with Death Count
If I weren't a cat who makes his paper poking fun at elected officials, this would start to be sad. But I have a job to do, one that accused rapist Joe Biden makes oh-so-easy (see BIDEN IN 1988: INSULTS REPORTER'S INTELLIGENCE, LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING! and JOE ROGAN CLARIFIES 'TRUMP OVER BIDEN' POSITION. BIDEN IS GONNA HATE IT [VIDEO]). Remember, this is him only talking to the friendly press. Wait until he's actually asked something challenging.
Joe Biden: "We're in the middle of a pandemic that has cost us more than 85,000 jobs as of today. Lives of millions… https://t.co/4pA2WODgrA— The Hill (@The Hill) 1589485967.0
85,000 lost jobs. He's only off by whatever 33 million minus 85,000 is. As for the dead, he's only off by ... whatever 85,000 minus millions is. I'm a writer, not a math nerd. If Biden is going to be president, he needs to be able to portray accurate numbers. Otherwise, he should get a job as one of the scientists whose models we based the shutdown on in the first place.
But seriously, c'mon, my dude! You were asked an easy layup to attack Donald Trump. It's not like the reporter called you out on unboxing Michael Flynn. It was more like, "Hey, Mr. Vice President, here's an easy question for you to attack President Donald Jerkface Trump. Please tell me I did good." Biden basically responded by wondering how these people got into his home and where his pants were.
Providing they let him leave the house in October, the debates against Trump are going to be brutal.
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