Joe Biden Tells Pennsylvania He'll Lead a Strategy To ... No One Understands the Rest
The joke was that Joe Biden should have called a lid for the rest of the campaign. Stay home on his front porch with a blanket covering his legs so he doesn't catch his death. The fear was that when he has to speak in public or be relied upon to form sentences, that's not really his strong point (see A DJ REMIXED SOME OF JOE BIDEN'S BRAINFARTS INTO A SONG. IT'S KINDA AWESOME! and BIDEN TELLS 56% OF AMERICANS BETTER OFF UNDER TRUMP THEY SHOULDN'T VOTE FOR HIM. THEN HE GOT INSULTING). Judging from this clip that the Trump Campaign is putting out, locking Biden in the basement may have been a better campaign tactic.
Watch. Listen closely. See if you have any idea what the heck he's trying to say.
Joe Biden: "I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize [unintelligible]!" pic.twitter.com/cggH79eZB1
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You're going to mobilize what now?
I can almost hear "under pressure." Maybe he got confused, thought this was his 1988 campaign and was expecting David Bowie and Freddie Mercury to hop and stage and sing a little ditty. Sure, they were British and couldn't vote for him. So was Neil Kinnock. It was 1988 and Biden had no f*cks to give about details.
Other than that, I'm at a loss. But ten bucks says the mainstream media is already being deployed to clean up for him, claim he said whatever the Biden campaign told them he said, and claim Republicans are "seizing" on a video. They'll probably even find a way to blame Russia. Once they're settle on the story they are sticking with, I'll be sure to edit this post with it.
Until then, hit me up in the comments. What do YOU think Joe Biden said? Or was even trying to say?
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