Former Vice President Joe Biden (aka "Creepy Joe") is teaming up with Lady Gaga to help fight sexual assault. Try to fight your gag reflex:

If I were president, no offense to Mike Pence, I'd still have Joe come back every two years to swear in new senators. Maybe squeeze their asses. He always looked like he was having good time. Especially with younger women. Who weren't always having fun with Joe. But that's feminism for you.

We need to be careful about calling something sexual assault when it isn't sexual assault. Considering another former Vice President who is in the news (see Actress Accuses George H.W. Bush of Sexual Assault and Actress Jordana Grolnick Accuses George H.W. Bush of Being Grabby).

Biden as the poster child for inappropriate touching?

I mean...

And then:

I'm not asking for much. The left goes straight to plaid over Vice President Pence not wanting to have dinner alone with women who aren't his wife. Heathen. It'd be great if a single mainstream reporter could show the above photos to Biden as he hits the press tour with Gaga. With a simple question: why are you the ambassador of this movement?

Have this gif on your phone:

Sorry if you threw up. Perhaps Biden should lead the "Your Daughter Makes me so Horny" brigade instead.

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