AWKWARD: Even Jill Stein's Own Running Mate Denounces Recount Scam
Jill Stein is in the news again lately, but this time it wasn't for harping on about global warming (see Green Party Blames Delayed Chicago Cubs Game On... Global Warming?!). Even though the election's been over for a while now, Jill still hasn't given up on it. Unlike her dudely hairstyle, for which I hope she's paying Gary Johnson a royalty fee. Stein has been fundraising for a recount that every leftist seems to be on board with (see UNITY? Clinton Campaign Joins Jill Stein's Recount Scam). That is, except for her running mate...
Green Party presidential nominee Jill Stein's running mate said he isn't in support of her election recount efforts.
"I'm not in favor of the recount," Ajamu Baraka told CNN... Baraka said he told Stein the recounts were a "potentially dangerous move."
"It would be seen as carrying the water for the Democrats," he said. "The recount effort has resulted in serious questions regarding the motivations of the recount that threatens to damage the standing and reputation of the Green party, its supporters, and activists..."
For the record, this is possibly the only time we have ever agreed with something a Green partier has said.
Let's be honest, he skewered her on this. Not that it's surprising. After all, he was clearly named after the Mortal Kombat character who turns people into human kabobs. Though Baraka did more than live up to his namesake, he also helped to prove a larger point here. Why does the Green party give a flying fecal patty about recounting the votes?
The answer remains unclear. Wouldn't hold my breath on that one. Unless, of course, you're trying to cut down on the earth's gas emissions. In which case I suggest Jill volunteer to stop oozing rectal wind from her face hole ASAP.
Her sudden cause for concern seems highly suspect. Then again, raising money for a "cause" tends to be a rather rewarding venture for most leftists (see Man of the People? Bernie Caught Red Handed Funneling Campaign Funds...)...
On the bright side, this is the most relevant the Green party has ever been... Also global warming isn't a thing. So there's that.