James Comey Fired! Remember when that was a headline Democrats were begging for? You should, because it was six months ago.
Hillary Clinton and her aides and allies forcefully criticized FBI Director James Comey on Saturday, demanding that he release more information about the bureau’s discovery of Clinton-related emails and criticizing him for bad timing.
At a campaign rally in Daytona Beach, Florida, Clinton said it was “pretty strange” for Comey to “put something like that out with such little information right before an election,” adding: “In fact, it’s not just strange; it’s unprecedented and it is deeply troubling.”
So when Comey was shedding a harsh light on the deeply creviced face of She Who Must Not Be Emailed on a Secure Server, the pitch forks were sharpened around boiling cauldrons. However, now Donald Trump actually fired Comey, Democrats are again… sharpening their pitchforks around boiling cauldrons of unadulterated hate rage of ferocity.
Someone at the DNC needs to send out a memo to all Democrats to ensure all Democrats stick to the script on Comey. Whatever that script is. Because Democrats forgot the internet is forever.
Life moves pretty fast for Chuck Schumer…
— ABC News (@ABC) May 10, 2017
Big, tall, principled man that Schumer. Except not really…
Who could forget that time that Sen. Schumer said that he had lost all confidence in FBI Director Comey. https://t.co/qLR2Njc4xV
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) May 10, 2017
Trump is actually right about this one – Schumer did say he no longer had confidence in Comey until Trump took him up on that advice. pic.twitter.com/Jn0kBdpHUn
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) May 10, 2017
Oopsie daisy, Chucky. But it’s not just Amy Schumer’s uglier cousin who’s nauseous with all the dizzying spinning.
Notorious, dim-witted Keith Olbermann also needs to be CC’d on the DNC memo on “How we’re all supposed to react to Comey firing, do not delete, especially you Hillary!”
Keith Olbermann wants Donald Trump impeached for listening to Keith Olbermann pic.twitter.com/fm1ZfiY6Ar
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) May 9, 2017
Someone needs to think of a new expression for this current Democrat tailspin. Trademark that crap and send it to me. If you password protect it, take a lesson from John Podesta and use a different password other than “password.” Which is my segue into the spirit-cooking gremlin also opining on Comey…
Seven hours apart. pic.twitter.com/K7haNN6Djg
— neontaster (@neontaster) May 10, 2017
Have you ever wondered why we call Democrats “out of touch” and/or variations of “stupid”? Wonder no more. Oh, bad pun, but here’s more Democrat panic from Jabba himself, Michael Moore.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 9, 2017
Maybe if these dunderheaded twit bombs wouldn’t personify idiocy if they spent more time working out at the gym for mental clarity, and less time exercising their fingers while shit posting and double-fisting bonbons. Oh well. Fortunately for us they just couldn’t help themselves. Exposing their partisanship for all to see.
A number of things can all be true at once:
- Comey should have been fired. Maybe he is…just kind of a dick.
- It looks bad when and how Trump fired him. Anyone other than the president’s most passionate fanbois can see that. Wasn’t Trump in business? Didn’t he have, like, a marketing team? I’m just asking.
- Democrats look ridiculous complaining about Comey being fired when it’s what they’d wanted up until yesterday. They deserve to be mocked and ridiculed accordingly.
We like option three for now.