Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear white collared short sleeves and are pissed you're interrupting his rice pudding and Matlock. Such was the case when Ivanka Trump's 82-year old neighbor stood up to the leftists protesting outside of her house. More specifically, the Queer Dance Party for Climate Justice.

No, seriously, that's what they called themselves...

This guy deserves all the awards. He's a coffin dodging badass who has no time for social justice temper tantrums. One day I also aspire, like our hero here, to give zero craps. Speaking of which, here's the reason these fecal patties gathered outside Ivanka's house...

A storm of dancing people marched with signs, speakers and festive clothing while chanting obscenities directed towards the first daughter's father to protest his administration's rollback on Obama's climate change policies, on Saturday night.

The rowdy crowd disrupted the usually exclusive area as they flocked to Ivanka's $5.5million home, as one of her neighbors became so infuriated by the noisy event that he was filmed threatening to punch a demonstrator.

The 82-year-old enraged resident of the expensive Kalorama community yelled to protesters: 'Get out of here! I live here... Do you want to get your f**king face hit?'

This is just the latest in the harassment Ivanka has had to face from snot gobbling leftists (see Angry Liberal Chases, Screams and Harasses Ivanka Trump on Flight...). So tolerant and caring for women they are. Just not when said woman's last name ends with Trump, because obviously.

By the way, the fact that these protesters are using the words "climate justice" in their group name shows you how super serious about science leftists aren't (see The March For Science Has a Problem with Bill Nye... Because He's a White Male and ‘March for Science’ Forced to Apologize for Calling Women… ‘Female’?!).

Oh, and the best part? Ivanka Trump wasn't even home...

Please, SJWs, feel free to soldier on thusly. We could use the laugh material.

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