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WIN: Ivanka Trump's Brand Posts RECORD Numbers Despite Pathetic Liberal Boycotts...
On #InternationalWomensDay, let's salute all the women who get attacked by leftists for not having the proper liberal beliefs. Like, say, Ivanka Trump (see Whiny Artists Demand Ivanka Trump Remove Their Art From Her Home and Angry Liberal Chases, Screams and Harasses Ivanka Trump on Flight). You know, because leftists don't like her father, Ivanka and her Ivanka Trump brand must be taken down as a whole. #Feminism #WomenSupportWomen
You may want to try harder, feminists...
“Since the beginning of February, they were some of the best performing weeks in the history of the brand,” Abigail Klem, the president of the Ivanka Trump fashion brand, tells Refinery29 in an interview published Tuesday. “For several different retailers Ivanka Trump was a top performer online, and in some of the categories it was the [brand’s] best performance ever.”
A campaign called Grab Your Wallet, which is critical of the Trump administration, asked shoppers to boycott retailers with any Ivanka or Donald Trump-branded products.
According to the e-commerce aggregator Lyst, from January to February, Ivanka Trump sales increased 346 percent, Refinery29 writes.
Imagine that, a failed leftist boycott. It's almost as if their tactics are ineffective. Hmmm... where have we seen this kind of witchcraft before?
LEFTIST #1: Boycott Ivanka Trump Brand! That'll learn them!
REPORTER: Ivanka Trump Brand post record sales...
LEFTIST #2: Wow, I totally thought this would work.
LEFTIST #1: Dammit, who has a good hashtag?
Ivanka Trump. Too busy empowering herself to boycott working. And doing it while beautiful. A double, triple threat to feminist she-hags who ugly it up at every opportunity.
Now for the macro point you've all been waiting for: the best way to support someone isn't to start hashtags, wear ribbons, or write long, self-aggrandizing Facebook status updates about How Much You Care. Gawd I hate that last one. No, the best way to throw support is to actually do something, as in action. These sorts of moves are grammatically represented with verbs. In this case, buying Ivanka Trump's line to show businesses her brand is valued. As the old adage goes, Actions speak louder than ninnies with pathetic awareness campaigns who should be mocked with great flair. At least that's how I'd write it.
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