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It's Come to This: David Hogg is Organizing a Die-in At Publix
For David Hogg's next derp, he's going to get people to boycott Publix. Everone's favorite store in Florida. For serious. Go tweet someone you know in Florida and keep reading while you wait for a response.
Chinless has proved he don't know much about history with his black arm bad Nazi look. But he really should have copied off valedictorian-contender Kyle Kashuv's homework when it came to critical thinking. Here's Hoggy's equation:
Publix supports Adam Putnam for governor + Adam Putnam supports the NRA = Publix obviously supports the NRA. The store must pay for its thought crime.
Showing that he's completely run out of ideas, Hoggerman is organizing a die-in.
.@Publix is a #NRASellOut In Parkland we will have a die in the Friday (the 25th) before memorial day weekend. S… https://t.co/dtGSDOT9Xr— David Hogg (@David Hogg) 1527083841.0
It's a shame you can't major in failed boycotts. David Hogg would be the biggest beta man on campus (see Laura Ingraham’s Ratings Shoot Up Despite Leftist Boycott Another David Hogg Fail: People DON’T Boycott Blackrock and Vanguard). Seriously Junior. Boycotting PUBLIX in Florida? Now on sale:
Let's hear from some Floridians.
You'll get my #pubsubs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. #SupportPublix https://t.co/bt8Pjxq0O7 https://t.co/Dcq0Mpaai5— Sarah Rumpf (@Sarah Rumpf) 1527026177.0
Damn, we gotta boycott Publix too? https://t.co/YoTzuh2eE9— Mista ''Felony'' Elliott (@Mista ''Felony'' Elliott) 1527101632.0
Anti-labor David Hogg boycotting employee-owned @publix is just wrong. I support small business, and the hard worki… https://t.co/yhJdKvcbnQ— Kyle Kashuv (@Kyle Kashuv) 1527098964.0
The way Hogg boycotts usually work, the company will wind up opening five new stores.
Worst thing ever would be if Hogg boycotted Daily Wire tumblers. The world would be full of the asbestos-laden tiny toilets. Long before afternoon snacks of cookies and Tide pods. My God the madness.