Iran’s Supreme Leader: Trump’s ‘Corpse Will Be Worm Food’
On Tuesday, we saw Good Trump as he pulled out of the Iran Deal. Like it was one of the playmates he's been accused of schtooping. The response is, shockingly enough, polarized (see Ben Sasse Drops the Truth About Pulling Out of the Iran Deal and Top 10 Liberal Meltdowns Over Trump's Iran Deal Withdrawal). Hopefully, the response from Iran's Supreme Leader will remind people of who the enemy is.
I say hopefully. But I spend enough time on #RESIST Twitter to know better.
Last night you heard the shallow statements Trump made. There were several lies in his speech. He threatened the Ir… https://t.co/GXnszQGpel— Khamenei.ir (@Khamenei.ir)1525861476.0
U.S. pres.'s shallow & ludicrous behavior wasn't unexpected. The same behavior existed in previous US presidents. Y… https://t.co/ownOgX2CAN— Khamenei.ir (@Khamenei.ir)1525861983.0
This sounds like a threat. Worse, it sounds like a threat on Twitter. That is the worst thing you can do to President Trump on a Wednesday. Maybe ever.
This morning, John Kelly is going to bring Trump the iPhone along with his bowl of Fruity Pebbles. The president has some foreign policy to do. It'll involve feeling adjectives followed by exclamation points. He can feel it in his fingers.
If only whoever runs the Khamenei.ir account had followed the dramatic exchange between Trump and Kim Jong. The one about who had bigger buttons. It all got very immaturely phallic. But Trump did come out on top. His fingers may be small. His vocabulary may be limited. But Trump loves those Twitter duals. Type softly and carry an arsenal of emojis.