Kookie old Iran is at it again! Yeah. That country to whom we proverbially bowed, promised billions of Dollars, and provided the path to nuclear weapons?

They've decided to express their appreciation for American concessionism  and our dear ruler by tweeting this:

So there you have it. Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei just called your President a liar and you - America - criminals. And losers. Reports indicate that he also broke out the Astroglide.

Here's the thing, Ali. We've got some wimps, granted. Our President is no shining example of American exceptionalism. But he represents we the people. He may not be our favorite President, but he is our President. Can our President act like a loser? Yep. That doesn't mean that we are. Trust us Iran Ayatollah man. You wake this sleeping giant and you'll be stomped like the pile of excrement you are.

Also, I knew a kid in junior high with a better beard than you. You look like you glued Anderson Cooper's pubes to your face, asstard.

Oh, and can one of you leftists please explain again exactly we thought we need to concede to this? How again does this man, aka Iran, help facilitate world peace? And why exactly are we bending over for a people who hate our very existence?

Good grief.

Call me old-fashioned, but I still believe that grey, pube-faced, terrorist supporters deserve to be treated like... well, grey, pube-faced terrorist supporters.