The junior Senator Kirsten Gillibrand was in Iowa on Tuesday. Probably telling people she loves corn so much, she brushes her teeth with it. Even leaves a few ears of corn under the bed where her gun used to be. Before her PR firm told her she wasn't allowed to like guns anymore.

Not everyone was interested in what Gillibrand was selling. Like this woman, who just needed something to dip her fries in.

Give this woman ALL the ranch dressing!

The woman is lucky. Had Kirsten Gillibrand been a top tier candidate, the mainstream media would be digging through the women's personal records. Anything to protect the candidate. Who just got dissed by a woman on the hunt for Ranch. CNN might still be on their way to gaslight the woman at her house. After digging up an old Facebook comment about mayonnaise.

Democrats are in a race to see who can out-pander to their extremist base. When it comes to pandering, Kirsten Gillibrand is a Shaolin master. She's also a less authentic, more heavily scripted version of Hillary Clinton (see Kirsten Gillibrand Denounces Bill Clinton. Gets OWNED for Being a Major Hypocrite… and Senator Kirsten Gillibrand Opposes Gun Bill. Thinks Suppressors Make Guns Silent…). There's a good chance the 2020 primaries are going to exposed Gillibrand as a blithering moron.

The woman got her dressing. Gillibrand probably got a new briefing book detailing what all of her new positions were this week.

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