Some of you might be saying to yourself, "Self, I'd like to smell like breadlines and old man ass." Now you can with Bérnié! The People’s Perfume! An ode to everyone's favorite socialist septuagenarian Bernie Sanders (see Bernie Sanders Claims Socialism is ‘Economic Freedom’ and WATCH: Bernie Sanders Says You WANT To Pay MORE in Taxes). As you spend the next forty-seven seconds of your life watching this, remember this was done IN SUPPORT of Bernie.

Why should big corporations have all the best advertisements? Comedy director Amber Schaefer doesn’t think they should.

Schaefer, who is not formally affiliated with Senator Bernie Sanders’s campaign, produced the ad as a labor of love for a candidate she believes in.

Here's the thing. Had this been a parody of Bernie supporters and the cult-like devotion they have to their candidate, this would be hilarious satire. However, it was done by a Bernie supporter. As an endorsement of the cult-like devotion Sandernistas have for their candidate, which makes it hilarious, but for different reasons. We're in like the inception of political hilarity here. Imagine, if you will, a Trump supporter making the exact same kind of ad.

EXIT QUESTION: What do you think a Bernie Sanders perfume would smell like? Let us know in the comment section, but here are some ideas:

• BENGAY and misery
• Denture cream and oppression
• Three-day warn tube socks and senility

Now you go!

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