Well smack me like a pinata and call me a bigot, this here is the best news I’ve read all day. Helps when you steer clear of HuffPo. Illegal immigration is down a whopping 40% since Trump saddled up to the Resolute Desk in January. Turns out enforcing laws already on the books has a way of reaching the bad hombres south of the border. Why risk your life with a coyote (who might also rape your mujeres y ninos), only to be arrested and thrown into a van which will vamonos you out of the USA faster than you can drop the chalupa?
The number of people illegally crossing the U.S. southern border has dropped 40 percent in President Trump’s first full month in office, Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly said Wednesday.
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol reported that the number of illegal border crossings dropped from 31,578 to 18,762 persons. Kelly said border agents usually see a 10 to 20 percent increase in illegal immigrant apprehensions from January to February.
“The drop in apprehensions shows a marked change in trends,” Kelly said. “Since the administration’s implementation of executive orders to enforce immigration laws, apprehensions and inadmissible activity is trending toward the lowest monthly total in at least the last five years.”
Ah, so the illegals shaking their congas across the border usually swing up in the temperate months of January and February, but because we elected an El Presidente who’s not fond of such a porous border, the trend is reversing. Es muy bueno!
Before you call me a racist for my Spanglish, save your sensitive fingertips the pain of angry typing. I walk the peppered Espanol references back nada. Brace yourselves for more, mi chicos y chicas.
The backpedaling rapido of los illegals is muy excelente, sure. But it’s just a start to the trend we need to continue pushing: enforcing the laws, shuttling all illegal immigrants (and their las famlias) back to the country from whence they border hopped, and erect a behemoth wall. I want to frame photos of the wall, as seen from space, in my office. I want to send postcards of the wall, as seen from the planet Mars, to friends and family in lieu of a cheesy “This is what I’ve been doing all year, praise me”
Christmas Holiday card. I want illegals, when they look at the wall, to make pee pees in their pantalones when they gaze upon the greatness that is the border wall.
If, in the meeting over “How big should the wall be” someone says “We should make the wall X high,” I want some irritating show off to say “X plus fifty” where X = a massive number insurmountable by humans lacking bionic limbs.
Have I crystalized my border-sentiments? Methinks it’s shared by many Americans who’re loving the downward trend in illegal immigration. Si se puede!
But what say you? How tall do you want the wall to be?
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