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January 16, 2019
"If Bible Characters Had Phones" is the Comedy Break You Need Today
Tomorrow, January 17th, is 2019's most magical day. It's the day Louder with Crowder gives itself back to the world, hitting the airwaves with offense, truth and comedic goodness. It's bound to blow your mind clear off your shoulders. But until then and to tide you over, check out this routine by John Crist: if Biblical characters had iPhones.
"Jesus got a blue checkmark? He only has 12 followers!"
We made our own Jesus iPhone reference in a post from long ago: Yes I'm a Christian. Yes, I Carry a Gun. No, It's not "Hypocritical" because imagining characters of old with easy access to texting and social media is pretty funny. I just sometimes wish God would send me a quick text letting me know about His plans. Oh well.
More than that, we don't often see good conservative or Christian comedy. In fact, most Christian comedy is pretty cringe. So props to John Crist here for actually making some Biblical humor. Just don't cave to the "we should never joke about anything Biblical" crowd. Related: Jesus Vs. Muhammad.
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