Hurricane Irma is closing in on Florida this weekend. If any Floridians find themselves reading this, let's hope it's from a safe, warm, and mostly dry place. Like a freshly bathed armpit. As seems to be the case whenever bad things happen, Islamists simply can't help themselves from gloating in the most Muslim of ways. Apparently ISIS is now trying to claim responsibility for any damage Irma does to Americans. No, really.

Supporters of the so-called Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL) have taken to social media to celebrate Hurricane Irma, labelling it a "soldier of Allah."

Dire [weather] warnings have been greeted with glee by supporters of ISIS on their social media channels, according to Rita Katz, directer of SITE Intelligence Group, which monitors jihadist commentary online.

Katz revealed on Twitter that IS users are celebrating the Irma evacuations and said they hope the hurricane brings "wind like nothing they have ever seen."

We've heard some mind-numbingly stupid theories about recent natural disasters (see 'Washington Post' Blames Hurricane Harvey on Climate Change). But this one takes the C-4 strapped cake. This is exactly the type of behavior we've come to expect from ISIS/ISIL/IS. Don't be confused by the different group names listed in the article. ISIS have as many names for themselves as leftists do for climate change/formerly global warming/global cooling. The terrorists (aka moderate Muslims) have wet themselves with joy over the impending storm. And yes, they really believe the storm is marching on America in the name of Allah.

One user shared an infographic on the damage caused by Hurricane Harvey while others posted pictures of Mosul saying: "This is what you did with the Muslims! And that's what you deserve."

As Rita Katz goes on to say herself, it's laughable how ISIS can bend anything to fit their twisted narrative. Their members are delusional (see ISIS Destroys 'Triggering' Christian Statues. Threaten to Sack Rome...). Also they may or may not actually know what a hurricane is. The desert dwelling dunderheads get zero hurricanes in their local sand sewers and ISIS isn't big on teaching physical science. Methinks their science lessons stop at Suicide Vesting 101.

These angry, little towel boys gave us a good laugh. Now, on to more important things.

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