Howard Stern needs to go back to having lesbians shove kielbasa down their throats and stuttering crackheads fart on homeless dwarfs. He was less embarrassing then.

Now the corporate sellout is such a shill for the government narrative, he is blaming Kirstie Alley's lack of supporting mandates for her catching colon cancer. Not being anti-schmaccine. Being anti-government forcing the schmaccine.

Kirstie Alley, as most of you know, passed away this week after a brief battle with colon cancer. Here's how the fallen king of all media analyzed the sudden news.

I know she was an anti — she was not anti-[schmaccine], but she was anti-mandate. Maybe — this was a theory this morning cause we were all discussing it. Maybe she didn’t go to the doctor soon enough when she wasn’t feeling well? But that’s complete — a story made up by us. I mean, there’s no facts behind it.

There are one of two things at play here, and I'll let you determine which is the less pathetic. The first is that Stern has decided being a hypochondriac corporate sellout shill for the government is his new schtick. And instead of getting people off while they straddle their speakers at home, his new way to "shock" is to get himself off with the most asinine ways to pledge his allegiance to the narrative.

Or, Stern's failed progressive-brain legit things opposing the federal government forcing your medical decisions means you're anti-doctors, anti-medicne, and anti-the science.

Kirstie Alley isn't the first person to die suddenly after discovering she had cancer. We lost both my godmother and my aunt this year two weeks after they were diagnosed. Alley is only the first celebrity to die suddenly of cancer after tweeting a few times that maybe, just maybe, government mandates are questionable.

Stern thinks the two are related. I think Stern is an idiot.

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