Hillary Shamelessly Compares Herself to Wonder Woman. Yes, Really...
Madam Gargoyle has returned once more. Last time she clawed her way from obscurity into the public eye to blame others for her election loss (see IMPLOSION: Desperate Hillary Blames DNC for Election Loss. They Call Out Her 'Bulls***'). But this time she reared her unsightly head to draw comparisons between her pallid, wrinkled self and... the heroically toned goddess that is Wonder Woman. For realsies. And she did so in a completely unapologetic manner without a hint of sarcasm.
Brace your ear holes...
During surprise video to honor @ElizabethBanks, @HillaryClinton offers desire to see @WonderWomanFilm @PattyJenks… https://t.co/VRgbzPv1H4— Chris Gardner (@Chris Gardner) 1497431142.0
Failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton on Tuesday night compared herself favorably to comic and movie heroine Wonder Woman during a video appearance at a glitzy Beverly Hills awards show.
"Now I haven't seen Wonder Woman yet, but I'm going to!" Clinton said in her message. "Something tells me that a movie about a strong, powerful woman fighting to save the world from a massive international disaster is right up my alley," the two-time failed presidential candidate added, comparing her battle against Donald Trump to the Wonder Woman character.
Someone please escort this delirious potato back to her convalescent home. At this point, standing by as she opens her mouth and says things is cruel (see Even Leftists Wish Sulking Hillary Clinton Would Just Go Away...).
My favorite part of this whole Hillary losing experience has been seeing the old bat expose her own arrogance. For instance, after she dropped the ball, she blamed losing the election on everyone else and their sexist mother. Now she's made it clear she fancies herself as the sole lady guardian of the universe. Represented theatrically by the lovely Gal Gadot.
Hillary and Wonder Woman have but ONE thing in common: they'll never be president.
Other than that, nope. Nothing.
It takes confidence to run for president. We get it. But now that the running for president part of her life is over, maybe it's time to dial it back a bit. Pick up a different hobby beyond being an insufferable witch. Something age-appropriate, like crocheting. Paint by numbers. Cross stitch. Not to be confused with leaving people to die in Benghazi.
At least she should try to understand people just don't like her. Might be a step in the right direction.
But hey, now that I think about it, Hillary does bear a striking likeness to someone else...
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