By all accounts, Hillary Clinton's debate performance last night resembled a dumpster fire. Though the highlight was her explaining just why it was so wrong to call her "the Establishment."

Usually the word "establishment" is a topic of vigorous debate on the right. But last night?

Hillary Clinton cited her gender at Thursday night’s Democratic debate to hit back against a claim by Bernie Sanders that she is part of the establishment political class.

“I’ve got to just jump in here, because honestly — Sen. Sanders is the only person who I think would characterize me, a woman running to be the first woman president, as exemplifying the establishment,” Clinton said.

She added, “I’ve got to tell you that it is really quite amusing to me.”

I see. So, you're a former Senator and Secretary of State, but you're an outsider just because you have a uterus? And the ChairWOMAN of the DNC?

Silly vaginas.

SIDENOTE: you know who else just happened to be women? All the ladies Bill Clinton sexually harassed, intimidated and outright raped (ALLEGEDLY). I'm guessing they must have lost their "feminist sisterhood" cards. I believe you'll find them right next to Bill's wedding ring.

Look, I like to have a lot of fun at Hillary Clinton's expense...mainly because I dislike her so much (see MSNBC: ‘Hillary Clinton is in Full Meltdown…’ and Top Google Searches for ‘Hillary Clinton’ Will Make You feel Vindicated…). But the race for her is really beginning to resemble...

Really though, and we don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but you couldn't script a better end to the Clinton dynasty.

Death by fake feminism. The irony is so rich, it'll give you gout.

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