Remember third grade? Back when you could soil yourself without consequence, and yell belligerently at other adults... without consequence. Kind of like Bernie Sanders. Well, it seems like he and Hillary are in full throw-back mode, as this week they've taken to a good-old fashioned, name-calling brawl. Out by the bike racks. We can't blame them, it's been a long, long, long, long, long, long time since they were kids.

Watch to get the scuttlebutt on the schoolyard scuffle:

So, in a "I'm rubber you're glue" type move, the aging Hillary called the balding communist a sexist for suggesting that Americans should "stop shouting" about gun control. Apparently the former secretary was "triggered" by the words as "sexist."

Let's side-step the obvious question of whether or not Hillary is indeed a girl and not, say, a Cylon sent to destroy all of humanity. We can probably rule it out because Cylons know their way around computers.

Clinton responded to the "shouting is sexism" trigger:

"First of all, I’m not shouting. It’s just when women talk some people think we’re shouting.”

Slow down there, hoss girlfriend. You don't speak for the rest of womanhood. Most gals know the difference between talking and shouting. And to be fair, when Hillary talks it is a bit...

Sticking up for himself (sort of) Senator Sanders said "NUH UH, NO I DIDN'T," pulled up his soiled big boy pants and marched straight to the principal's office saying his comments weren't directed at Hillary.

“All that I can say is I am very proud of my record on women’s issues,” Sanders said on CNN’s “State of the Union” on Sunday. “I certainly do not have a problem with women speaking out. And I think what the secretary is doing there is taking words and misapplying them.”

“What I was saying is if we are going to make some progress on dealing with these horrific massacres that we are seeing, is that people have got to start all over this country talking to each other,” he added.

Hey everybody, Hillary and Bernie by the bike racks! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Seriously, if it weren't so sad, this would be hilarious. There is zero diversity in thought or political opinion on the left (Related: Democrat Debate Showcases Party's Intellectual Conformity), so the Democrats have two very old, very white people. Who are both liberals. And think the same robotic, non-diverse things.

So they have to make up diversity issues. Like sexism. Their whole campaign has come down to playing identity politics with each other. Pathetic.