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HILARIOUS: Crazy Anti-Trump Protester Wants Hillary to Sue America!
These past two days have been delightful. I really can't emphasize just how much I've enjoyed watching leftist diaper-testers soiling themselves over Trump's election. My only disappointment is Etsy has sold out of bottled liberal tears. Serves me right. I should've paced myself. Shouldn't have poured gallons into may bathtub.
Looks like this guy might get me restocked, though:
You're welcome. Set it on repeat if you must. Revel in it. Awash yourself in liberal tears. Good for skin and soul.
The sheer, insatiable panic of the left is reaching fever pitch (watch 'Peaceful' Hillary Supporters Beat the Crap Out of Trump-Voter). At least this guy started off semi-reasonable. Violence isn't the answer to a fair and just election. Good boy. Here's a cookie.
But to suggest black Americans have been denied equal voting rights, then imploring The Wicked Witch to walk in and "sue the United States" simply because she lost an election fairly?
How does it feel, Trump supporters? The media, the left, has spent the past two years branding you as crazies. They've expended first world energy supplies into painting you as dumbfounded rubes, too stupid to tie Velcro-strapped shoes. The media has claimed you're just a bunch of racist hicks, who supported Trump just to make America a white, nationalist bastion, whose only export is orange toupees.
Then along meanders this glittering jewel of the cataclysmically stupid kind.
Feel redeemed? You should. I hope you've been enjoying these days as much as I have. If you feel like reliving them, may I suggest you pop over to Yale Midterm Optional For Students Traumatized by Election and have a good chuckle over #CalExit! Leftists Demand California Secede After Hillary's Defeat.
But watch this first. It's Sriracha sauce for the soul:
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