In case you haven't noticed, since news of the election broke, some people took it hard (see TRUMP WINS ELECTION: Hillary's Liberals Lose It!). And by "some people," I really mean those greasy haired, latte-sipping, leftist nincompoops. You know the ones. They ride around campus on long boards because cars are capitalist weapons of mass (environmental) destruction. Speaking of which, the "traumatizing" effect of the election helped a few Yale students skirt their midterms...

Yeah, this is happening at an Ivy League School. In the words of Rachel Maddow, "You're awake, by the way. This is our country. It's real."

There's a lot of fear mongering and panic consuming young liberals right now, so it seems a swift recap is in order. Here's what went down: We voted. Trump was elected. All of Hillary's dreams came crashing down back to earth, shattering into ten thousand pieces. The end. Obama hasn't even left office yet. Also, nobody died (well except for that one dude who may have done some Wikileaking). Doesn't seem like much cause for a meltdown. Still, these are leftists we're talking about here...

These wimpy students are too distraught to bring themselves to focus on a test right now. But they did manage to muster up the strength to write their professor trying to get out of said test. Interesting.

The worst part isn't even that the students wanted to get out a taking a midterm. Young people don't like doing things. We've all been there. It's that the professor caved. Universities keep catering to these walking diapers dumpers (see LOL: University of Florida Counsels Wimpy Students Offended by Costumes!). Whether it be safe spaces, counseling, or "inclusion..." Leftist colleges created these social justice bed-wetters. So sleep in it.

Not that we'd expect anything less from the land of higher education...

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