In the past few years, we've seen a complete breakdown in the department of race relations. From racially motivated torture sessions to open calls for the extermination of white people, it seems as though ebony and ivory are living in anything but harmony. Now, there's this rip-roaringly hilarious bit of news concerning the graduation ceremony at Harvard. They've decided to divvy up the ceremonies based on melanin content. For realsies...

Graduating from Harvard University is a huge accomplishment for any student, and the commemoration of that event should be something that will be remembered for a lifetime. For black graduate students in 2017, that memory will come in the form of an individual ceremony, the first such ceremony in recent history.

The event, which took nearly a year to plan and is scheduled for the morning of May 23, is an effort to acknowledge the struggles and resilience that black students have had to possess in order to thrive in higher education, an environment where minorities are typically underrepresented.

“This is an opportunity to celebrate Harvard’s black excellence and black brilliance,” Michael Huggins, who is graduating with a master’s in public policy from the Harvard Kennedy School, said. “It’s an event where we can see each other and our parents and family can see us as a collective, whole group. A community.

You know, they have a word for keeping communities separate. It starts with "seg" and ends with "regation." Yes folks, segregation.

For many decades, black people endured getting sprayed with fire hoses and serving as chew toys for German Shepherds to end segregation and racism, just so the next generations could even get accepted at a school like Harvard. Yet, their grandchildren show their appreciation for that struggle by voluntarily segregating themselves.

Leftists claim to be all about inclusion and acceptance, advocating for chocolate and vanilla and all flavors in between to come together and form a bowl of tasty Neapolitan. Yet, at the same time, they obsessively sort and divide everyone into separate categories, with a point-scale determining their rank of importance. Black, genderqueer lesbians to the left. Asian transgender midgets to the right. All of you cis-het, white males? Hit the bricks. We don't like your kind around here...

As with every other issue, this segregation debacle serves as proof that "progressives" are anything but. Just like their obsession with reverting back to failed 20th century economic systems and a pre-enlightenment understanding of biology, leftists want Jim Crow to rear his ugly little head once again. All in the name of so-called progress. Methinks you guys should come up with a more fitting title. "Regressive Turd-Sniffers" has a nice ring to it.

Speaking of the racisms...

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