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LOL: Trolls Keep Uploading 'Hamilton' to PornHub

Kacie Burnett
December 30, 2017

The entertainment industry, theater in particular, is chock-full of promiscuous strumpets. Musicals like Hamilton can also get pretty self-masturbatory. Like when that one actor stopped mid-curtain call and lectured Mike Pence about something something gay rights. Theater is gay. That's all you need to know. Which is why it's hilariously fitting that Hamilton keeps getting uploaded to PornHub under the ruse of gay porn. Sneaky twinks.

One benevolent site user named “Broadwayfucker” uploaded the 75-minute clip to the X-rated video site with the title “REVOLUTIONARY TWINKS HAVE HISTORICAL FUN.” Another user named “winkwinkk” shared a video of the same length under the name “revolutionary boys get dirty on american politics part 1.”

What a lovely historical surprise. The internet never fails to deliver (see Pervert George Takei Poses in 'Transgender Awareness' Shirt. Gets Trolled Hard!). I hope this has managed to educate the randy, gay youth.

One can't help but wonder just how much broadway has snuck its way onto PornHub. How many X-rated videos have The Phantom of the Opera overture being subtly played in the background? Classy.

Inspires us to think up a few gay, porny titles of our own:

  1. My Fair Lady Bumps, My Humps my Humps (okay, that's more pop)
  2. Mamma Mia, That's a Spicy Meatstick!
  3. The Iceman Cometh Again and Again
  4. ... I need to stop, this isn't going well.

2017, it's been a special year.

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