Trump announcing the embassy move to Jerusalem sent a wave of butthurt rippling through the Middle East. Also Berkeley, Portland, and any other urban leftist enclave. But, in a way, the announcement has actually been a blessing for Islamic peeps. It's given Hamas an opportunity to engage in their favorite pastime. Hurling violent threats toward Jews and western infidels.

Even their tiny tots are getting in on the action:

Aw, look at the miniature Jihadis. I can see them now. Wiring cherry bombs to their rivals' Big Wheels. Flying paper planes into houses of cards. Stealing a steak knife from the kitchen to behead their G.I. Joes.

The best part of it all? Right after he talks about stomping Netanyahu and Trump's head under his Baby Gap boots, he delivers a message of mercy and good will. The so-called "religion of peace" in a nutshell, folks.

I'm having a hard time telling if this little fella wrote the speech himself or not. It certainly sounds like it was written by an elementary schooler. You know you're on the losing side when the best insults you can muster are "idiot" and "son of a Jewish woman," which I assume is the Muslim equivalent of "yo momma."

All jokes aside, these Muslim munchkins will grow up to be a real problem. Islamists swipe the juice boxes from 7-year-olds' hands and replace them with AKs on the reg. It's hard to reason with somebody whose Huggies doubled as a suicide vest.

We might think these Hamas kids' radicalness is laughable now. But, it won't be long before they'll be old enough to rent a box truck at Home Depot. We had better watch out.

While we're on the subject:

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