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Guy Tries to Rob Taco Bell, Gets Dropped by Armed Employees
What's not to love about this story? It's got good guys with guns saving the day (see Concealed Carry Owner Shoots a Crowbar-Weilding Robber in a Burger King and Waffle House Waitress Scares Off Robbers With Gun. Gets Fired For It?!) and Taco Bell. Throw in a excessive .gif (pronounced with a hard "g") of a woman with a big burrito in her mouth, and everyone can take the day off.
I don't know, that's kinda excessive.
Off yeah, that's the stuff.
I mean, not to make light of the story because someone didn't survive it. But it was one of the bad guys, so meh. Let's just say he "dropped the chalupa." I apologize for nothing.
Armed employees at a Cleveland Taco Bell shot and killed a would-be robber early Wednesday, police said.
Police responded to the store in the city’s Edgewater neighborhood shortly before 3 a.m. and found the suspect suffering from multiple gunshot wounds. The unidentified man was taken to a local hospital and pronounced dead.
I guess in addition to holding the pico, he also told his cashier to hold a gun. Folks, these are the jokes. What else did you expect?
A second suspect fled the scene.
Investigators say five Taco Bell employees were in the store when the suspects came in wearing masks and ordered them to get on the floor. Three of the employees opened fire, striking the suspect.
Whoa. Three out of five employees were packing more than lethal beans. Daaaayum.
Yo queiro your next of kin!
So these bad hombres were hoping of hitting a Taco Bell for petty cash and cheesy tacos, only to get peppered, then dispatched to the giant meat grinder in the sky. Or perhaps for our would be burglar, maybe the deep fryer in hell.
Folks, these are the jokes.
Three taco combos and a round of tequila to these three employees, and a full bottle to the Second Amendment.