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Gauntlet Thrown: Trey Gowdy Says Even God Can’t Read Hillary’s Emails…
We always get excited when we can use the words "Trey Gowdy" and some version of him dropping the mic - even a hammer - on someone (see Ouch. Trey Gowdy Berates FBI Dir. Comey for Handling of Clinton Email Scandal… and Awesome: Trey Gowdy Obliterates Second Amendment Restrictions For No Fly List). So since the Hillary Clinton e-mail scandal is kinda of his thing...
According to Clinton, the emails she deleted were all of a personal nature, most of which pertained to yoga and her daughter’s wedding. Gowdy, though, isn’t so sure and wants to know if the presidential hopeful considered emails about the Clinton Foundation personal.
Sorry, but anytime someone brings up Hillary Clinton and yoga, I need a trigger warning. Otherwise you'll need a splash guard.
“She and her lawyers had those emails deleted. And they didn’t just push the delete button; they had them deleted where even God can’t read them,” the lawmaker said during an appearance on Fox News’ “America’s Newsroom” Thursday. “They were using something called BleachBit. You don’t use BleachBit for yoga emails or bridemaids emails. When you’re using BleachBit, it is something you really do not want the world to see.”
Like Hillary in a downward facing dog. Or cobra. Even warrior two. No one needs to see that, Trey. No one. Especially with the tight yoga pants. Oh. Gawd.
Gowdy argued that Clinton’s previous statements — and her untrue assertion that she never sent or received any classified information — should assist voters in determining the truthfulness of her claim that Clinton Foundation donors never received special treatment.
For those not familiar with "BleachBit," as we weren't, it's software claiming it can "prevent recovery" of files. If you use this program, it's because you want something gone, never to return.
Kinda like Vince Foster. ALLEGEDLY.
So while yes, Hillary wearing spandex, or talking about wearing spandex, is bad, it's not quite worthy of BleachBit. Also, if you're employed by the State Department, you're employed by the tax payers. Us. Which means even if Madam Spandex Pantsuit was embarrassed by her struggle with the crow position, she shouldn't have deleted it. She works for us. No deleting emails.
All yoga jokes aside, can we all admit the truth? Hillary lied. She knows it. We know it. Methinks her supporters know it. She's hiding emails. She did something wrong. Probably multiple things wrong. She used BleachBit to delete said wrongness.
Does it matter?
Won't her voters still pull the lever in November? Yes, I believe we should call attention to the wonton criminality of Panstuit Savasana. But maybe we should be more worried over how little her voters care about how corrupt she clearly is. Hillary is a problem, yes. But perhaps she's also a symptom.
And speaking of reasons not to vote for Hillary...