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Surprise! German Police Accused of Covering Up Massive Arab Sexual Assaults...
Things have been going along swimmingly in Germany ever since they started taking in more refugees than they knew what do do with (see WATCH: Muslim Migrant Publicly Brags about Gang Raping German Girl… and Facing Refugee Crisis, Germans Now Arming Themselves In Record Numbers…), so these reports of officials covering up a massive mob assaulting people on New Years Eve was probably an oversight.
Around 60 complaints have been made to the police in Cologne after a group of around 1,000 men attacked revellers in the city centre in a brutal and “completely unheard of” way, Wolfgang Albers, Chief of Police in the Rhineland city said at a press conference on Monday afternoon.
Around a third of the complaints were of sexual assault, regional paper Express reported.
“There was a very large number of sexual assaults there - and in a massive way. Women were grabbed and attacked,” said Albers, adding that in one case the alleged crime fitted the legal definition of rape.
They were all Methodists, right? I'm sure they were mostly Methodists. Those Methodists are always causing a ruckus, pushing people around, raping people. Strapping bombs on their kids. In fact, just the other day I was sitting in a cafe sipping my soy latte, and I said to my friend "The Methodists are like, super out of control with all this rape. Like, somebody should do something about it."
“The crimes were committed by a group of people who, from appearance were largely from the north African or Arab world,” the police chief added.
Okay, so that's not so good for the leftists with their #NotAllMuslim hashtags. You know who else got screwed in the deal? The people who were attacked. The women who were sexually assaulted. Just a guess, but their 2016 New Years Resolutions probably weren't "I want to be sexually accosted by a group of Muslims." Or a group of anything, not even angels.
No, this wasn't an isolated incident either. Watch Muslim Migrant Publicly Brag about Gang Raping German Girl...
I also had to check my calendar on this one, because it's been about five days since all this
Methodist Muslim kerfuffle went down. Why are we just hearing of it now? Oh, maybe because it was covered up by authorities. See, it's not that politically correct to have groups of immigrants/migrants/Muslims attacking your citizenry. Or raping them. When it's the governments fault these hooligans are in the country in the first place, it's double trouble bad for your PR firm. Therefore it's best to cover it up or wipe it away. With a cloth or something. Maybe with a burka.
Here are some questions: how many of the victims had guns to defend themselves? Ponder that. How many of the victims carried signs reading "Refugees Welcome!"? Uh huh. How many of the victims lives will never be the same because their fearless leader Merkel wanted PC points? All of them.
But Islamophobia... or something. Read Dear PC Leftists: Actually, 'Islamophobia' is an Entirely Logical 'Phobia'...
Speaking of Muslims and rape...