Claws are out and teeth are bared as mangey politicians engage in haughty skirmishes over nothing (see SNL Passes on DNC/Hillary Parody. Airs Unfunny Sarah Sanders Sketch Instead… and WATCH: Democratic Lawmaker Has HILARIOUS, Crazy Meltdown. Over a Speeding Ticket!). French authorities have totes uninvited President Trump to a world climate summit, in a fashion more suitable for middle-school girls.
Something about bitterness over Trump’s rejection of the Paris climate accord?
French authorities say U.S. President Donald Trump is not among more than 100 world leaders invited to Paris for a climate summit next month.
French President Emmanuel Macron plans a summit to push his “Make our Planet Great Again” agenda on Dec. 12, the anniversary of the 2015 Paris climate accord.
Petty. He even stole Trump’s campaign slogan. I’m calling plagiarism.
A French diplomatic official said the countries invited are those who are “especially committed” to applying the Paris accord.
An invitation will soon be sent to invite the United States “at a diplomatic level,” the official said.
Trump has said that the U.S. will pull out of the 2015 Paris accord unless he can secure a better deal.
Here’s a deal: how about other countries stop meddling in the business of their neighbors, keep each other informed on decisions, and stop throwing toddler worthy cry sessions? Here’s a hanky. See? I’m already interacting civilly with European jargon.
Not that Trump would go anyway. Let’s be honest, he’d probably fart in Paris’ general direction. Then be sure to tweet about it so we’d all know. But the Climate Bullies disinviting him is pretty petty. High school is forever, Gretchen.