Everybody loves a great story. Especially the ones where good beats the ever-loving crap out of evil’s dumb ass. Stallone style. Every now and again, we get treated to one of those stories, right here in the real world (read #2A: Armed Robbers Hold Up Pizza Shop Get DROPPED By Customer). Well, we’ve been blessed with yet another. This one from the Sunshine State of Florida (video here because some news sites have a hatred of emendable videos)
A burglar was fatally shot Monday after breaking into someone’s home in Sunrise, authorities said.
A view from Sky 10 showed a back sliding door smashed out.
Police said the suspect was taken to Broward Health Medical Center, where he later died.
Two other suspects fled the scene and were detained nearby, police said.
Hopefully, our hero managed to get in a cheesy one-liner before he peppered that dookie biscuit full of buckshot. Something along the lines of “that was my wife’s favorite door.” Or “you picked the wrong casa, hoss.” Extra badass points if he lit a cigar while saying it. Everything you do is more epic if you do it while lighting a cigar.
No doubt, our hero is a real man’s man. A real life Dirty Harry. This guy was probably helping himself to a ribeye and a nice glass of scotch when those hooligans burst into his house. If the good guy didn’t have a gun at his disposal, the wrong people could have got deaded. But, luckily our hero was packing. Guns seem to have a way of ensuring happy endings.
Leftist types would rather our hero greet the burglars with a hug instead of a 12 gauge (read Matt Damon Praises Australian Gun Control. Sounds Like a Moron…). The rest of us don’t take kindly to strangers busting down our doors, damaging our relatives and worldly possessions. Solution? Load up on guns and ammo, yo. Because our idea of a swell time is not feeding worms, whilst ensconced in a six-foot-deep hole. Even if the coffin is lined with silk.
Stories like this one are what the Second Amendment is about. The right to bear arms is really the right to not get steamrolled by a two-bit crackhead in your own house. That would just be embarrassing. Progressives want to take that right away from you by passing “common sense gun control.” Which is loony lefty speak for “surrender the scary boom-boom sticks” (read ROLLING STONE: ‘Repeal 2nd Amendment.’ But You’re Just Paranoid…). A word of advice. Don’t fall for it.