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CultureDecember 14, 2023
Man Steals Ambulance, Leads Sheriffs On Chase... Right Back To The Police Station
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It takes a dumb person to steal a car. It takes an even dumber person to steal an ambulance. And it takes an EVEN dumber person to steal an ambulance, and then start a police chase. But what takes the cake is to do all of that and lead the police back to the station. And that is what we have for you today with this Florida man.
"A Florida man took a wrong turn during a police pursuit of a stolen ambulance and ended up right where deputies wanted him – on their front lawn.
According to the Columbia County Sheriff's Office, Stanley Williams, 35, is accused of grand theft and fleeing and eluding after the incident that unfolded Saturday night in Columbia County.
Just before midnight, a deputy was assisting EMS with a person who was allegedly experiencing an "altered mental state" and possibly under the influence of drugs, according to the press release.
Deputies said that Williams managed to gain access to the ambulance and took off with the vehicle, leading deputies on a pursuit.
During the pursuit, deputies said Williams drove the stolen ambulance to the entrance of the Columbia County Sheriff's Office Operations Center, driving it up onto the front lawn and stopped near the main entrance, according to the press release."
Police chasing an ambulance is not something you see every day. But this is precisely why the suspect's friends probably never let him drive the getaway car. They knew he would do something like this.
"It’s not every day a pursuit ends at our front door," said Sheriff Mark Hunter, according to the outlet. "This just goes to show that we never know what we will encounter from one moment to the next. I’m glad nobody was hurt and the suspect was not able to pose a greater risk to our community."
Now it is time to take a look at some of the best Florida man headlines of the past several years.
Here is one of my favorites: "Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Kitten Was Denied Entry Into A Strip Club"
And another favorite: "Florida man ‘trapped’ in unlocked closet with his girlfriend for two days"
One similar to the ambulance story: "Florida man tries to evade arrest by cartwheeling away from cops."
And in regards to the Florida man driving the stolen ambulance, that was just wheely paramedic.
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