Note the byline folks. I don’t have many Thanksgiving traditions. I sit on the porch with bourbon and a cigar and reflect on what I’m most thankful for. Mostly, bourbon. I drink my way through whatever lame football match ups are on and wonder what kind of a God would force his children to sit through Joe Buck talking. At some point, I eat. But the day is always started with reliving the infamous WKRP in Cincinnati Turkey Drop of 1978.
Since you and I both knew you were going to look for this video too:
Aaaand the money quote:
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Quite frankly, that was the greatest marketing stunt this side of giving away a hand-etched mug with every annual subscription to the worlds greatest political comedy show.
From the web team here at LwC, have a Happy Thanksgiving!