LOL! Feminists to Hold 'Martial Arts Themed' Seminar for Journalists.
One of the most entertaining new trends in SJW culture? Leftist fight clubs (see LOL: Wimpy College Socialists Have Started a ‘Fight Club’…to Battle ‘Fascists’! and FAIL: Antifa Open Up Wimpy ‘Self Defense’ Gym). Nothing brings more joy to our hearts or chuckles to our guts than watching leftists train to "bash the fash." So. when those meddling kids from The College Fix tell us about a feminist martial arts workshop? Bring it on.
A feminist writer is set to host a martial-arts themed workshop to teach people to combat “hyper-masculinized approaches to journalism.”
“In this experimental workshop attendees will collectively undermine the historic valorization of hyper-masculinized approaches to journalism,” it states.
During the free workshop, participants will learn “to value approaches of empowered passivity through practicing the feminist concept of ‘circlusion’ (the antonym of ‘penetration’) and the martial arts concept of ‘ukemi,’ the art of receiving a throw,” the description adds.
Here's my favorite part.
Burke told The College Fix that while “there won’t be actual martial art involved” during the workshop, participants will be asked to engage in “movement exercises based on martial arts principles.”
A martial arts workshop...where they don't teach you martial arts? I'm confused as to what that means. I'd like to imagine it as a herd of feminist landwhales dressed in karate uniforms, punching through sheets of printer paper with words like "patriarchy" and "white male privilege" scribbled on them. Please God, let that be so.
Also, what exactly is hyper-masculinized about journalizing? Important people do or say important things. Journalists write words about them. Their words get published. It's a pretty straightforward system. Unless, of course, you're among the fake news pushers over at CNN (read KARMA: 3 CNN Employees Forced to Resign After Pushing Trump-Russia Fake News and BUSTED: CNN Producer Admits Trump Russia Coverage is “Bullshi*t!"). I'm failing to see the how the patriarchy and sexism factor in.
This just further proves leftists have more in common with small children than anyone else. When confronted with a problem, they choose to solve it with feminist pretend karate classes and college campus Play-Doh parties. If you SJWs are content to sort through your problems like prepubescent implings, go for it. You're entertaining the rest of us more than you'll ever know.
Speaking of SJWs.