August 19, 2015
OFFENSIVE JOKE: Why Did the Feminist Fail Algebra?
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn't solve inequalities.
Yes, this joke was lifted from Reddit, but if BuzzFeed can do it so can we!
To their credit, the Redditors had a sense of humor about it and even made their own snarky jokes. However, there's always one....
What the f*** did you say about me, you cis white boy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in gender studies, and I've been involved in numerous public raids on reddit, and I have banned over 300 misogynist s***s. I am trained in not citing my sources and I'm the top land whale in the entire Tumblr army. You're nothing to me but another trigger. I will ban you the f*** out with butthurt the likes of which have never been seen on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with calling me a s***lord over the Internet? Think again, cis white boy. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of landwhales all over #stopgamergate and your account is being rustled right now so you better prepare your jimmies, sexist pig. The media will biasly slander out the pathetic little thing you call a gender. You're f***ing dead, rapist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and kill you with my massive fat folds, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in being triggered, I have access to the entire arsenal of Tumblr, and I will use it to its full extent to send death threats to your family all over the f***ing Internet, fucking patriarchal b***. If only you could have know what raging hormone filled butthurt your little "clever" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have circumcised yourself. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn PTSD inducing troll. I will s***post all over you and you will choke on your own injustice. You're f***ing dead, cis boy.
Go read the comments. It only gets funnier.
So here we are, America. Instead of laughing at jokes, we have to analyze their social consequences and demand a progressive death march to end jokes.
Progressivism: the Auschwitz of comedy.