If you’re a fat, lonely, malnourished vegan feminist looking for a job that doesn’t involve exercise, we have the place for you. But you’ll have to move to Australia. We’ll miss you like one misses hemorrhoids (see Believe All Women? Not According to Feminist Hypocrite Lena Dunham… and Uh, Feminists? Study Finds Women Are Now Less Likely to Receive CPR…).
Meet the feminist dream workplace: a hipster cafe. Run by a batch of butch lesbian-looking females, who decided it would be fun to totally ruin any chance at marriage they had by charging a man-tax at their new cafe.
When Handsome Her opened on Aug. 4, the vegan café planned to have a focus on “female empowerment, social responsibility, and environmental justice.“
“Men will be charged an 18% premium to reflect the gender pay gap (2016) which is donated to a women’s service.” A photo of the house rules made its way onto social media, and the global reaction was instantaneous — and resoundingly positive. ”
Oh yeah, and all of this blatant sexism is being committed in the name of “equality.” Hold your laughter, bigot.
I’m genuinely curious as to whether they’ll make it past their first year without filing bankruptcy. You know, since they’re threatening to making half of their potential profit sit in the corner with no supper.
“I had a woman bring her daughters in today and when she came up to the till and saw our gorgeous vulva stones and our period sticker packs,” the owners said on Facebook, continuing, “she beamed, thanked us for what we were doing and said “what a beautiful place to take my daughters”… I swelled with pride.”
Are we sure this mom wasn’t being sarcastic? Also I don’t think that swelling has anything to do with pride. Weekends spent at the buffet tend to do that to one’s waistline. Even if one is eating “gluten free” or “vegan.”
This is further proof of just how much feminists don’t care about equality. It’s all about “getting even,” or settling some debt that exists only in their imaginations. Speaking of which: