Only thing easier than mocking the left is mocking the fat kid. Specifically the t-shirt he wears into the pool. Yeah, that hides the rolls. You know the one. That kid with asthma. Who has to wear a helmet on the bus. And whose mother makes him take violin lessons. It’s almost too easy (see WATCH: ‘The Simpsons’ Hilariously Destroys College SJWs! and South Park DESTROYS Body Shaming and Liberal ‘Safe Spaces’…).
It’s only schtick, people. Spare us the hate mail at [email protected] Don’t be like the guy in this “Family Guy” clip.
And last week a professor told his class to have a nice day. Which is a micro aggression because in our systemic rape culture, no day is a nice day. So we want him fired too.
What a little weenie. How many posts have you read that were as ridiculous as what “Family Guy” is mocking, though 100% real? The internet is the bathroom wall of society. Where outrage is as rampant as “Call me for a good time.” Where “good time” likely means rape. Either real rape, or rape accusal. Don’t take social cues or suggestions from bathroom walls. Or internet posts from people who were rabies-infected raccoons in their past lives. Just avoid internet roaches who ALL CAPS EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME EVER!!!! It’s a giant clue to some little trundle beast who wasn’t loved by its mother.
Speaking of leftist weenies.