Woman Makes Up Fake Rape Story. Because She Was 'Traumatized' By Election...
We've been drowning in all the leftist butthurt since election night. Like Anderson Cooper waking up after a night at the village bar. Speaking of bars, when it comes to overreacting? Liberals catapulted the bar higher than its ever been. Possibly higher than they've ever been, too, which is really saying something. That's a blatant pot head joke. You may have missed it from the highness.
The latest to come from leftist whinetown? One woman was so "traumatized" by the outcome of the election, she claimed to be sexually assaulted. As one does...
The Kirkland Police Department received an email from a concerned citizen. It was a Facebook post from a female who stated she was sexually assaulted. She said Kirkland Police responded but would not investigate the case or even file a police report.
After a weeklong investigation officials finally tracked down the author of the post at her work in Kirkland.
Police say the woman admitted she fabricated the entire event... no assault occurred, and the Kirkland Police were never called. She told police she posted the false claim because she was "distraught over the recent election."
It was all a big fib. The rape never took place. Surprise, surprise (see Lena Dunham FLAT OUT FAKES "Rape" Story). In fact, the only assault that happened was her angry attack on local PD's reputation. She blamed the police for not saving her from her fake rapist. Rude. The reason behind the gal's lies and slander? Trump is scary.
Was it the hair? His propensity to use the word "frankly"?
Every time a leftist mouth opens, bubbling puffs of lying air erupt from their throat-like fart pipes. Liberals should maybe stop releasing their thought flatulence into the air. You know, for the sake of climate change. We needn't any more emissions.
This sort of behavior has become the norm for social justice cryholes. It's to be expected (see #NotMyPresident: Anti-Trump Protester Says 'People Have to Die!'). Ah, so tolerant they are. But remember, it's conservatives who are to be feared and threaten the safety of others. You know, the people who don't make up rape stories and set stuff on fire when our candidate loses...