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You get what you vote for. So to the parents of the Fairfax School District who voted for this or were too lazy not to vote, when your tweenager asks you what "if you don't cum, you have to drink it" means, you have no one to blame but yourselves.'

It appears progressive school board matters getting sworn in on pornography is the latest rage. This story is now the second time we've heard about someone doing so. It's clear a memo went out. Karl Frisch, new chairman of the Fairfax County School Board, got sworn in on a stack of books including “Gender Queer" and “Flamer" instead of the Bible.

Five books in total, per his website. “He was sworn in on a stack of the five LGBTQ-themed books most frequently banned by other school systems."

These books are "banned" in the same way Hustler magazine and a copy of All T*t F*cking Volume 8 are "banned." There are parents who feel pornographic material should not be readily available while their kids are captive audiences in public schools. Then there are Democrats, many of whom aren't parents, who feel if the porn is written by an award-winning author on the LGBTQsolveforX spectrum, it should be forced on your kids, and you are a -phobe for saying otherwise.

Flamer does. Fox News reports the novel is semi-autobiographical and about a boy bullied at a Boy Scout summer camp for, and this is a quote, "acting in a manner considered stereotypical of gay men." Per the book, that appears to mean passing around a soda bottle, ejaculating in it, and then the person who doesn't ejaculate gets to drink from the bottle filled with everyone else's...

I think you get the point. But if not, here is Captain Morgan reading from it.

Gender Queer is Chelsea Clinton's favorite book. It's weird how so many books schools put in libraries to promote "inclusion" and "tolerance" include graphic sex. Had this been a comic book where a girl had her mouth on a boy's weiner, that would be sexist and inappropriate. But if it's a boy with his mouth on a boy's weiner and written by someone who identifies an L,G, B, especially T, Q, A, I, other I, P, or whatever the +'s are, it's inclusion and tolerance, and there will be a quiz on Tuesday.

A childless man was elected school board president, and his first order of business was to make sure everyone knew he wasn't there for the advancement of your children's education but to use the position to advance his radical political agenda.

So if you complain later and are among those who didn't bother voting...

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