What do you do when you’re a fat, white woke man-boy who hangs posters of Kim Jong Un in your room? Besides figuring out a way to strap in your flabby manbewbs. Well now Facebook has a new way to out-loser yourself (see Liberal Zuckerberg to Crackdown on ‘Political’ Facebook Ads. A Few Things…).
One group of desperate white people has found their sacred duty in shutting down “racially charged” Facebook posts. Exchanging “Call of Duty” for “Call of Snooty.”
White Nonsense Roundup is composed of 100 self-declared “white allies” who rush “to relieve people of color from the emotional labor of engaging with a person’s racist or racially insensitive thoughts,” according to CNN’s puff piece.
A person of color can request the assistance of White Nonsense Roundup simply by tagging the group in heated debates and letting one of the white allies interject themselves into the social media quarrel.
Call now and you’ll also receive bonbons to help maintain your lazy lifestyle. Keep your fat ass fat.
The volunteers for the social media police force say they often see the same kind of problematic statements when arguing with other white people. These include: “I’m not racist because I don’t see color,” “Cultural appropriation isn’t real,” “I don’t have white privilege because of [x],” “Why is it always about race?” and “All Lives Matter.”
Lemme cut to the chase here. Losers who are spending too much time trolling everyone on Facebook are now enlisting help. To make their trolling even more obnoxious.
Advice: if you have a friend like this, unfriend them. If you’re following a board like this on Facebook, where a bunch of trolls suddenly appear to shame you for your skin color: leave. Unsubscribe from those notifications. People like this are never going to change. Engaging in useless Facebook rants is pointless.